Your Midnight Update!
- New boy Eric set myself and him on fire. Luckily Mateo was there to save the day.
- Pyxis was stalked by the previously mentioned Eric.
- Eric, who you should have gathered by now was drunk, transfigured the benches of Gryffindor, Ravenclw and Hufflepuff houses into a yacht and proceeded to sing “I’m on a boat” on repeat for about half an hour. He also flooded the Great Hall. Sorry professors!
- On to some scandalous news, looks like Pansy and Milo slept together. I know Hogwarts is never predictable but COME ON. That came out of NOWHERE.
That’s what you miss when you go to bed!
Ugh, keep me out of the newspaper, please and thanks.
I would NEVER do such things.
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